saying “no we can’t” when bob the builder and his gang said “can we fix it?” because you were a rebellious cunt of a child
(Quelle: sexualfavours, via crrocs)
Guy friends = Less drama, betrayal, jealousy & they always have your back. The only downfall is that you end up falling for one of them.
(via g-y-p-s-y-h-e-a-r-t-s)
Have you ever started to check your tumblr in the middle of getting dressed and half an hour later you’re still standing in your underwear with one sock on and also 15 minutes late.
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We can’t jump off bridges anymore because our iPhones will get ruined. We can’t take skinny dips in the ocean, because there’s no service on the beach and adventures aren’t real unless they’re on Instagram. Technology has doomed the spontaneity of adventure and we’re helping destroy it every time we Google, check-in, and hashtag.
Jeremy Glass, We Can’t Get Lost Anymore (via kgds)
